July 23, 2006

“Is Your Halo Too Tight?”

Luke 9:46-50

Some of you have experienced that ordeal that thousands of other parents across this land experienced soon, namely, sending a son or daughter off to college for the first time.  I recall our first experience, some thirty years ago, when everything our oldest daughter had packed to take with her somehow fit in the car.  And it was by God’s grace that we unpacked it all in Flagstaff, let her stay, and came home alone.  (An aside: that daughter will experience sending her daughter, our oldest granddaughter, off to Arizona State University for the first time next month).

Anyway, back to our experience, during what was called “Orientation Week,” the administration and faculty of Northern Arizona University spent a few hours with the parents of new students in an attempt to calm our anxieties about leaving our children there.  I remember that one of the more refreshing presentations came from the Dean of Admissions who outlined for us the process of selecting, out of hundreds of applicants, the relatively few who were admitted to that year’s class of first-time students.

One of the questions on the university’s application form asked the prospective student to name the person in history he or she would most liked to have known and why.  One resourceful person that year had answered:  “The Dean of Admissions’ mother.”  The Dean didn’t reveal whether the respondent had been admitted or not, but had I been the Dean there would have been no question.  A university needs resourceful and creative students.

I share all of this to point out that a similar problem has troubled the Christian community from the beginning.  I mean, who gets in and who doesn’t, who’s the true believer and who’s the heretic.  Repeatedly throughout history the question has exploded and expanded into divisive conflict, hostile alienation, mutual condemnation and even the horror of massacre, all (supposedly) in the name of Jesus Christ.  The report of the disciple John in our Scripture lesson this afternoon (morning), “Master, we saw someone casting out demons in your name, and we tried to stop him, because he does not follow with us,” has become excommunication, inquisition, burnings at the stake, religious wars and the splintered church we know today.  Who’s against Jesus and who’s for him?  Who will be admitted into the kingdom and who will be bumped at the gate?  Those are questions on which this afternoon’s (morning’s) message focuses.

What we’re really talking about is snobbery in the church, that is, some people thinking and acting like they’re better than others.  We’re talking about discord that is caused by some within the church who hold self-righteous, moralistic, and judgmental attitudes.  And so, there are a couple of things I want to share with you in the next several moments about this negative and counterproductive attitude by some.

The first thing I want to say is that snobbery does not belong in the church and has no place at all among the human family.  Despite our assumptions about how religious we are and how we shall surely go to heaven, we may be surprised.  Despite our presumption that those of us on the inside are somehow better than those on the outside, we may be surprised.  Snobbery in the church extends from holier-than-thou attitudes to the style of worship we assume to be more spiritual.  We also embrace snooty attitudes toward people, welcoming those whom we consider to be religious enough while shunning others.  It can also become selective witness, so that we decide what’s appropriate and permissible behavior and what’s not.

When it happens we find some people with a certain interpretation of the Bible or a particular set of beliefs.  Perhaps you’ve seen or heard how this or that church proclaims how it is the place where the Bible is taught and believed, where Jesus is truly Lord and Savior.  Of course, only if you believe in baptism by a certain method, and only if you read a certain version of the Bible are you truly a Christian.

For yet other churches, the language and other externals reveal whether you’re a friend or enemy of Jesus.  Does one talk of “being in the Word, praising the Lord, or being slain by the Spirit”?  Do you have a Christian symbol on your car?  Do you wear a cross or carry a Bible?  Then, you see, you’re for Jesus!

On the other hand, do you wear makeup?  Have you been divorced?  Do you listen to rock and roll music or attend movies?  Do you sew or play golf or mow the lawn on Sunday?  If you do, according to some within the family of Christ, then you’re against Jesus!

A certain woman was attending a lecture by a doctor at the Yale School of Alcohol.  She had nodded in agreement throughout the lecture, then rose to her feet as it concluded and asked, “Doctor, after all you’ve said, is there any disease a total abstainer like myself could ever get that an alcoholic doesn’t.  I mean, my lips have never touched it.”  The doctor answered with a knowing smile, “Only one disease, and it can be a serious one.  It’s called pressure of the halo.”  Now, some in the church suffer from this illness because they wear their halos too tight.  That’s why such groups as Alcoholics Anonymous were formed because in them people can find help in an atmosphere of acceptance.

There are many today who, like the disciple John, want to be gatekeepers.  They assume, like some guard on sentry duty, that they can distinguish between a friend and enemy of Jesus.  Like the border patrol, they decide who comes in and who’s turned away.  Of course, you’re included as Jesus’ friend if you do it like the gatekeeper does it, but if you’re doing it differently, you’re excluded as an enemy.  “Master, we saw someone casting out demons in your name, and we tried to stop him, because he does not follow with us.”

Jesus’ response to John, though, was unexpected.  Instead of praise there came irritation from the Master:  “Do not stop him; for whoever is not against you is for you.”  That was but one occasion where Jesus not only rejected the role of gatekeeper for his followers but also made room in the kingdom for those whom others had written off as hopeless and without a chance.  Whereas Jesus made commitment to God an essential and called his followers to obedience and dedication, he also warned against self-righteousness and spiritual self-importance that led to judgmental treatment of others.  “Do not judge, so that you may not be judged.  For with the judgment you make you will be judged . . .”  The practice of comparing ourselves with others so we can feel superior and rejecting those whom we consider inferior challenges the Gospel of love as revealed in Christ and has no place among God’s people.

This brings me to the other thing I want to say about tight halos: Snobbery is also out of place in the church because we’re not big enough to judge others.  Jesus told parables about good and evil in the world and emphasized that categorizing people according to good and evil belongs to God’s wisdom and love—not to us.  Some of Jesus’ strongest words were for the Pharisees who presumed to mind the spiritual business of others.

The story’s told about a husband and wife who interrupted their vacation to go to a dentist.  “I want a tooth pulled, and I don’t want any pain-killer because we’re in a hurry,” the husband told the dentist.  “So just pull the tooth as quickly as possible and we’ll be on our way.”

The dentist was impressed and said, “Why, you’re a courageous man.  Which tooth is it?”

The man turned to his wife and said, “Show him your tooth, honey.”

Jesus had little patience with those who ran around calling the shots for others, causing others pain, shutting them out with presumptuous judgment.  “First take the log out of your own eye (or worry about your own tooth) . . .” he advised.

Moreover, Jesus held up persons who were spiritual outsiders in his day and endorsed them as models of faith and receptivity, of compassion and loyalty: the Samaritan traveler, the Roman centurion, the Syrophoenician woman, a tax collector named Zacchaeus and a woman of questionable morals who crashed a party and anointed him with costly perfume.  Jesus put it this way:  “Other sheep I have which are not of this fold, them also I must bring.”  Others, you see, may serve in different ways than we would, live in strange places, wear strange clothes, speak strange languages and bear no apparent evidence that they are Christian.  Some we judge to be outside the fold may be within it.  It was St. Augustine who wisely observed, “God has many whom the church does not, and the church has many whom God does not.”

God created this earth to be a home, not a law court or some  private club with exclusive membership.  None of us is good enough or big enough to be a prosecuting attorney or gatekeeper for God.  The deepest meanings of life are revealed in relationships of trust and sharing, not by making comparisons, imposing qualifications, measuring up or putting down.

Moreover, when we set ourselves above others, we separate ourselves from God.  All of us stand in the need of God’s redeeming grace.  None of us has arrived spiritually, certainly not to the point where we can decide that someone else hasn’t arrived.  Such judgment belongs to God who alone knows our hearts.

There are just too many demons to be exorcized in our world today: hunger, poverty, war, oppression, exploitation, drugs, and alienation.  There are just too many problems influencing humankind for the church alone to try to solve.  Often those others who are working to reverse these problems are some of the most effective in struggling against evil, though they acknowledge no formal ties to Christ.  While tied to secular programs, some of them live with Christlike spirit and practice his teachings without consciously claiming his name.  Shall we try to stop them?  Shall we question their motives or criticize their work?  Our answer must be as our Lord’s: “For whoever is not against us is for us.”  Faith has more friends than we might expect, for God engages God’s forces everywhere and doesn’t need our approval or permission.

Eric Sevareid, that crusty old news reporter and commentator, once observed that there are three kinds of human beings: “life-enhancers, well-poisoners, and lawn-mowers.”  Few of us think of poisoning the water that others would drink.  There’s a danger, though, that we can be lawn-mowers, living life by going endlessly back and forth over the same area week after week in dull, boring routine.  That’s why the invitation of Jesus is a summons to freedom.  He calls us to live life to the fullest, to break out of deadly patterns and be set free!  He wants us to be for him by being with him—by being with others as life-enhancers.  I’m convinced that he’s more concerned about the condition of our hearts than he is with the brightness of our halos, about hands that help than with mouths that spew forth labels, about life-giving than with credential-checking.  “Master, we saw someone casting out demons in your name, and we tried to stop him, because he does not follow with us.”  “Do not stop him; for whoever is not against you is for you.”  So be it.  Let us pray:

O God of Truth, tear down our masks of pretense that we may discover the joy of facing you just as we are.  May that which you have given us to share with others not be cheapened by our self-righteousness, nor obscured by our self-doubt.  Rather, may your gifts take on power and breadth as we express them in loving commitment to your lost and forgotten children, in the name of the one who led us away from ourselves and toward each other, even Jesus Christ our Lord.  Amen.